February 2012
18 posts
WAAAAAAAAAA
I think I’m gonna fall into this thing again. snapshot my roommates ripping songs apart with DJ programs far beyond human capabilities. I want to leave for war. I don’t want to die or fight, just leave. Like Gatsby. I wanna be Gatsby. and when I die, I want my Dad to come to the funeral and show everyone how secretly I was so much more amazing than everyone originally thought.
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Sometimes, the world of social media is mundane and depressing. All strangers are “friends” and all things are “liked.” Everyone is beautiful and fun. The newsfeed scrolls down and down and down and somehow, at some vacant hour of the night, you might find yourself sensually touching your laptop…
December 2011
7 posts
You on speed, yo you do speed?
i am cleaning the house with my hands and then I am going to eat something like prolly cold leftover pizza because it’s secretly my favorite thing i suck and then after that i am gonna shower in my new shower for hours and then i am gonna celebrate christ’s pregame hard as hell till i die and then at the end of the night my parents are gonna give me brand new sleep pants and my...
November 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
i had fun at the bonfire.
this is my feeling on responsibility in relationships.
it appears as though some people have no sense of responsibility. They climb in and out of lives asking for money and friendship. when the two are in question, there can be no civility.
Questioning is what I do.
June 2011
1 post
Fucking bed.
I will never be able to do a normal night of sleep ever again.
blargh